Hey Mac Families,
Why don't the salads at Chick-fil-A come with a drink?
Why do I stay up until 2am when I know that I have to get up at 6am?
Why do I always find poop in every toilet in the house?
Why am I too tired to get ready for bed?
Why can't I ever find scissors in my house?
Why are some days full of phone calls and some days the phone never rings?
Why do they think it's okay to schedule an 8am basketball game on Saturday?
Why do people not turn right in a must turn right lane?
Why does my cat want to sit on my lap the second I pick up my lap desk?
Why do I think that donkeys are adorable?
Why are Sausage Egg McMuffins so delicious?
Why does my family let me know that they need deodorant right after I go shopping?
Why do they use cement panels in intersections when they always crack in the seams?
Why do I order the half and half breakfast burrito from Santiago's when it's always too spicy for me?
Why am I the only one who ever refills the dry cat food?
Why is Hamilton SO good?
Why do adult naps feel so good and so bad at the same time?
Why does a swollen taste bud hurt so bad?
Why do I eat the same thing over and over until I burn myself out?
Why do I wait to wrap Christmas gifts until Christmas Eve?
Why do we all sound better singing in the car?
Why can't I get back to a good dream after waking up briefly?
Why is organizing so hard?
Why are there wild monkeys in Florida?
Why can't my children ever throw band aid wrappers away?
Why do the Trader Joe's peanut butter cups taste so good?
Why do I always write lists when I can't come up with a topic for my Note From Your Publisher?
Peace ☮️, Love ❤️, & Macaroni 🌼,
Christen
