Presidents help to keep the United States running smoothly, but did you know that most of them also enjoyed a good laugh now and then?
Here are fifteen jokes for Presidents Day that will make you smile on this special day of celebration and remembrance.
What was the most popular dance in 1776?
Indepen-dance
Why was George Washington always pictured standing up?
Because he never lied
Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?
To keep his head warm
What kind of tea do presidents drink?
Liber-tea
What’s the difference between a platypus and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, the other has his face on a bill
What do you get if you cross a gorilla with the sixteenth US president?
Ape Lincoln
What would George Washington be if he were alive today?
A very old man!
What do you call a hamster in a tophat?
Abrahamster Lincoln
What is President Obama's favorite vegetable?
Barackoli
Who was the funniest person in George Washington’s army?
Laugh-ayette
What did they call George Washington’s false teeth?
Presidentures
What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware?
Get in the boat!
If you crossed a zucchini with our first president, what would you get?
George Squashington
Where did they sign the Declaration Of Independence?
At the bottom
Which rock group has four men who don’t sing?
Mount Rushmore
Do you know who these Presidents are?
