Our family loves to laugh, and there's nothing better than a corny joke to start the giggles. Why? Because they are a-MAIZE-ing.
Here are twenty-two Thanksgiving themed jokes to make your turkeys laugh.
🦃 What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham?
Nice to MEAT you.
🦃 What is a turkey's favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
🦃 What do you call it when it rains on Turkey Day?
Fowl weather.
🦃 Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
🦃 Why was the turkey asked to join the band?
Because turkeys bring their own drumsticks.
🦃 What song should you play while you prepare a turkey?
All about that baste.
🦃 When is a turkey most grateful?
The day after Thanksgiving.
🦃 What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter G.
🦃 What sound does a turkey's phone make?
Wing, wing.
🦃 How many bakers does it take to bake a pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving?
3.14.
🦃 Why don't turkeys play baseball?
They always hit fowl balls.
🦃 What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Feed it pizza and cake.
🦃 Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course, buildings can't jump.
🦃 Where did the turkey take its date?
The Butterball.
🦃 What smells the best at Thanksgiving dinner?
Your nose.
🦃 Why don't turkeys fly on airplanes?
They prefer to wing it.
🦃 How did the turkey cross the pond?
On a gravy boat.
🦃 What did the sweet potatoes say to the mashed potatoes?
I yam what I yam.
🦃 Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside.
🦃 What’s the best thing to put in pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
🦃 What key won't open a door?
A turkey.
🦃 What are turkeys most thankful for?
Vegetarians!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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